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goodbye [Apr. 7th, 2009|06:14 pm]
thongedavenger
this will be the last post i ever enter in this LJ. i have made a number of decisions that will forever alter the course of my very existence. in keeping with that i have decided to cast off this LJ and begin anew. my new LJ is masterjimi
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something i saw worth posting [Apr. 6th, 2009|04:52 pm]
thongedavenger
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ....

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?
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(no subject) [Apr. 6th, 2009|02:12 pm]
thongedavenger
ben talking to star on the IM. i love the conversation. she and i are actually communicating and working out our issues and building trust pretty well now. i am giving consideration to getting the hell out of ga. it depends on what the situ is with where i want to go and whether or not anything here in ga makes it worth staying.
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(no subject) [Apr. 6th, 2009|01:51 pm]
thongedavenger
i just made a discovery. linux loads as slow as windows. actually it loads pretty damn quick. i have a bit of bog down due to my box itself but the system is awesome. my real issue is i have a bunch of great apps and widgets intstalled but i havent figger owt kwite how to get them to autostart yet. so becAuse its morning and im stoned as hell its taken me about 30 minutes to get my computer up and running and all i have to do after i login is click about 3 icons to have it up the way i like it. i picked up i nice wireless mouse for a buck at a yard sale the other day. a logitech, lots of buttons. i like it. written at abpout 8 this morning. still learning how to backdate
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(no subject) [Apr. 1st, 2009|04:22 pm]
thongedavenger
damn. ther are more fun toys on this than i originally thought. i just found mouse gestures . i can go back and forward with merely a click and flick of the mouse. wingardium leviosa motherfuckers!
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(no subject) [Apr. 1st, 2009|03:23 pm]
thongedavenger
ok this one is realtime. i have one last round of DL's to get through and i have all the freebie games that interest me to try out and just the few i've found impress me. by the way, Jackyll i ended up with dopewars finally and the one i have allows network play. well back to the grind
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(no subject) [Apr. 1st, 2009|03:21 pm]
thongedavenger
well i haven't really done very much at this point. I'm not sure how to backdate my entries yet but as soon as i do figure that out using my LJ client Drivel, i will start doing so to reflect my actual timetable more accurately. but right now its about ten in the morning on April first. no there is not an April fools joke in here. any way yesterday i found a multifunction scanner/printer/copier. its an HP PSC 1210. i found it in the trash on my way home. i figured if nothing else i could have fun taking the damn thing apart for the hell of it and to satisfy my curiosity about the guts of one. well i plugged it in and lo and behold it powered on. then i found out the copier works. looks like the printer works but I'm not sure. it goes through the motions but i have a low ink warning so i don't know if it is an ink issue or a mechanical one. the scanner seems to work but its not really doing it well. i only get a slice of the image. it may be my placement or i may have to iron out another tech issue but regardless i am happy with this. as for right now i have to get going cuz i gotta get ready for a gig. i work for a few property managers now doing occasional maintenance work and odd jobs from time to time. still working on the whole steady income thing but its improving and i'm not very far now from starting the various projects and business ideas ive been going on about for so long. to certian peopl and those ones know who they are...i'm sorry it took so long to get my head out of my ass and even longer to cast off the shitty outlook it gave me, but now i start being the man you always saw in me that i hadnt yet seen. thanks for sticking by me as long as you did.
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(no subject) [Mar. 31st, 2009|05:13 pm]
thongedavenger
man this shit is awesome! high off my ass and getting more done than i ever have. the linux experiment has officially ended. final verdict reached and linux is now officailly my OS of choice. i found several great programs and as i get my head wrapped around each of them i will keep you all posted
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(no subject) [Mar. 31st, 2009|04:01 pm]
thongedavenger
HOLY SHIT! Drivel works perfectly.
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the march continues [Mar. 31st, 2009|03:38 pm]
thongedavenger
linux has been more than i expected. its been frustrating at times trying to find the programs i want to be able to sync my new blackberry. technically it was someones old BB. i picked up an old Edge at a yardsale and once i find the right software i'll have a nice sexy PDA. overall things are going well. i have a steady job i love even if it is only one day a week. and star looks like shes actually shaping up to b a damn good wife for me. i'll kep you posted as the day progresses as i am also experimenting with my new LJ client. i use Drivel.
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